A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed nicely made up and everything neat and tidy.

Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, "Dad". With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:

Dear Dad,

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with you and Mom.

I've been finding real passion with Joan and she is so nice. I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercings, tattoos, her tight motorcycle clothes and because she is so much older than I am but it's not only the passion, Dad, she's pregnant.

Joan says that we are going to be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood, enough for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children.

Joan has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it and trading it with the other people in the commune for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.

In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Joan can get better; she sure deserves it!

Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.

Your son, Chad

P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report card that's in my desk drawer.

I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home!













HAHAHA. found this q funny HAHAHAHA. was trying to destress myself. i'm super stressed now!
these few days had been really hectic for me!! and im tired too ): cant wait for this weekend hahahaha. i've been struggling to get both sides of my oac gifts done, junior to senior AND senior to junior, and today last minute, after elf's reminder, i bought a present for theresa. hahahhaa.
whoa... me and grace just CHIONGED junior to senior's gifts tgt all the way since yesterday night to today after sch >.<
reach home everyday like after 8... feeling q OVER, felt q bad for my mom too cos i cant rmb the last time i ate tgt with her ):
today did bio project, junior to senior gift and senior to junior cards plus exco gift after sch, wah super kan chiong!
the sad thing for junior to senior gift is that, there are 10 SENIORS, and... 5 juniors -.-
so pathetic can! every single one of us had to pay double the price of one senior ):
broke. wallet negative value.

oh and i was cutting my shorts for wei wen's hair tml. HAHA. i shall reveal here.... we are gonna switch identities tml and so he's kaiting and she's wei wen! HAHA. so he'll be having my parallax error hair style.
i'm stressed over emcee-ing!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. its okay. its alright. you can do it! just relax... be yourself! alright?

oh and my tablet has terminal disease. it crashes once every 2 hours or smthg, think it got that dunno what virus which rod got too. EEEEK!

okay. shall go write letter for theresa(: today i cmi for bio, i shall do it tml, when i finally destress.

somebody, be my stress ball!!!

oh man i feel like posting up my first product from photoshop here! but its still w ama... its really cool, serious. the nicest pic in the whole wide world. multiple kaitings look much nicer. HAHA. i shall upload it soon :D

okay. JIA YOU JIA YOU!!!